Sudden urge this morning to shave my entire body.I know the beard and unkempt hair are some kind of, buffer? And maybe I don't want that anymore. Or maybe, gasp, I'm overthinking it.

Date: 2013-08-23 01:45 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] keplers_angels
What have I told you about leaving The Wall on while you sleep?

Date: 2013-08-24 02:00 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] keplers_angels
Oh no, is that where that shipment went? There's going to be a very angry lion tamer named Esmeralda calling me soon.

Date: 2013-08-24 02:07 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] keplers_angels
Also, I do pro bono work as an advocate for beards and unkempt hair.

Yours might still be willing to directly negotiate rather than enter into the litigation process.

We will be in touch with your people.

Date: 2013-08-24 02:47 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] keplers_angels
Sir, my clients find that last remark highly threatening.

Date: 2013-08-24 03:24 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] keplers_angels
My people are drawing up the papers.

Date: 2013-08-23 02:23 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] unanchoredmind
Hair grows back. It can be extremely freeing to just shave (even part) of your head. ASK US HOW WE KNOW. LOL -Kai

Date: 2013-08-23 05:45 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] unanchoredmind
We almost got a sunburn on half our head that first evening out. ^^;; -Kai

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